Unexpected item in Windows' bagging area

Bork! Bork! Bork! Things must be tough for UK grocery retailer Sainsbury's, judging by the state of Windows Activation on one of its self-service kiosks. "Unexpected item in the bagging area" are words to strike fear into any shopper. After all, the flashing red light atop the kiosk is not always enough to attract the attention of a bored member of staff, slouching nearby, and the queue behind you is just getting longer. However, an "Activate Windows" watermark is an altogether more alarming message. Register reader Mark Powell found Windows whinging about activation at his local Sainsbury's store. He spotted the watermark of shame in the bottom right-hand corner, atop the retailer's application. Powell asked, "I wonder how many 40p bags you'd need to buy to get a Windows license?" The message appears when Windows decides it is unlicensed. This might be caused by skipping the product key during installation, or by a hardware change triggering the operating system into a deactivated state. It's something PC enthusiasts are all too familiar with after swapping out one component too many. It isn't clear what has happened here. We asked Sainsbury's, but the grocer has yet to respond. Aside from the watermark, any immediate consequences for not activating Windows are unlikely. In the days of Windows XP and Vista, Microsoft took a much sterner line, and if you didn't activate within 30 days, the operating system died. With Windows 10 and 11, the software maker took a more lenient stance. Some personalization options are removed, which isn't really an issue for a point-of-sale system (though it's an amusing thought exercise to imagine how a customer might customize a self-service checkout), and updates are slowed. However, given how things have gone over the last few months, a slowdown in updates is probably not a bad thing. Bork in Prague: SUSE's keynote gods demand their tribute In the beginning was the Bork: 'Heart of the Earth' exhibit reveals Raspberry Pi in existential crisis Google Meet or Google Mute? Even CEOs get borked sometimes Would you like fries with that terminal? The watermark of shame is likely an indicator that someone has fitted a new component to the PC running the show, and the back-office team has yet to catch up. The question is: what was the "unexpected item" that upset Windows so much? A new motherboard? Some speedier storage? Or perhaps the alarm bells were triggered by a shopper jumping the queue or attempting to make off with one carrier bag too many. Both offenses are punishable by a stern talking to or a weary tsk here in the UK. ®